Put On Your Big Girl Panties

Because I am a BAMF

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Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.

When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

I mean, it’s just true.

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“Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

That’s it.  That’s it right there.

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On a slightly more lighthearted note, this reminds me of Louis CK’s bit on dating: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umc7BFEhWz0

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I’m neither afraid of meeting a serial killer nor afraid of meeting someone fat.  I hate everyone equally.  I’m just kidding.  I have met some questionable people though, both men and women.  I actually prefer big guys because I am a big girl, aside from actual weight.  I am over 5’9 and when I wear heels (daily) I am at least 6ft tall.  I am not a dainty flower… nor do I want to feel like I am going to break you.  So yes, give me a bigger guy… that’s just more for me to love on!

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I’m from Arkansas and my family is still there. I live in Texas. One of my best friends is in Oklahoma. We are all having fucked up weather.

Thank goodness for text messages.

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Day 1 - Reboot Summer 2013

So many plans… but I actually have them down on paper. :-)  I didn’t make the 4am wake up call.  Well, I was awake, but couldn’t talk myself out of bed.  I blame that in part on the crap I ate yesterday.  So today will be all about eating the way I want to feel TOMORROW!!! 

Here are today’s meals already prepped and with me.  I’m only putting them here because I still need to count my calories and I don’t want to over or under estimate shizz.

M1:  3 egg whites, 1 whole egg, 1/2 cup oats, 1/2 banana whole banana

M2: 4 oz baked chicken, 1 cup fresh veggies

M3: 4 oz ground turkey with hot sauce, handful of kale, 1/2 brown and wild rice

M4: 1 scoop rice protein powder + water, 2 small pink lady apples

M5: 4 oz baked chicken, 1 cup fresh veggies

So proud of me… I almost walked out without food this morning but talked myself into taking 5 minutes to throw it all in a bag.  Yes, chicken and ground turkey were already cooked and veggies were already measured, eggs were hard boiled.  Tonight when I go home I have another date with the elliptical.

How would you rate the meals?

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