unnaturallystrong

Anonymous asked:

Soooo... Are there any lovely ladies you're trying to court? Or are you dating anyone? I'm interested but too shy to come off anon :(

unnaturallystrong answered:

Courtship is so 1890. I do what any normal 35 year old does. I wear a snapback at an angle with the tags carefully displayed so that you know I have enough class to have spent $90 on it. Then I don my loudest Affliction t-shirt after I’ve drenched myself in Axe body spray. I make sure I have my factory tattered jeans from Buckle pressed for that not-so-casual-yes-these-are-$300-jeans look. Then I slip into my vintage ‘92 Jordan’s and hit the clubs.

I can say no?!